Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The Weirdest Thing

Mark:
The book im reading is called Stranger then Fiction. Just like Mark i was reading the sex fest and wondering what the hell was going on. For example they were messing with a " dried bulls dick" what the hell is that and if its a real bulls dick they were fucking with those people are nasty ass hell. O girl brought a damn dog on stage to eat her out. Dito poor dog. He didnt have to suffer like that. Half the little toys they used had funny ass names. Too bad i dont wanna know what they were.
I think the weirdest thing that happened to me was when my uncle wanted to show me a porn start that use to look good and now looks like shit. It was a little weird cuz we just wanted to see what she looked like. Instead we had to watch a porn to see if it was her. It was a bit disturbing watching a pron with a old ass man. lol But anyways this book had the weirdest things ive heard of besides two girls and one cup thinggy. Not that i watched it but hearing about it was enough. Ewwwwww!
In high school people would go to daytime and just go for the usual to get drunk n blow a couple bags. I never went to much because i was too worried about getting caught. So when my friends would come to school they had the most messed up stories. The sad part was that i would know some of the people they would talk about. My guy came by my girls crib one day after we just dipped from school. ( I never stood a whole day of school) So he came telling us that this one female rita was at the daytime getting crunk and then dacided to take a shower with another female. When she did they had the door open so all the guys could see. After that the other girl passed out and Rita went to another room with a couple niggahs. That was fuked up. i dont knwo why females think thats cute?

2 comments:

  1. wow your story seems creepier than the book.

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  2. that was funny but i have to agree that really is not cute it is a low self esteem thing if you ask me

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